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I think Chris Christie would prefer an order of fries with that letter.

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tjr101 served on queerty

I’m afraid I would punch someone just for using that stupid word.

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TheMansfieldMauler assumed on consumerist

Well, the FDA also says that arsenic in apple juice is safe, so I wouldn’t put too much confidence in them. I am going to avoid the main offenders at least.

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ifoughtthelaw informed on jezebel

This sounds like a man trying to quit smoking. You go girl.

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Arush cheered on techcrunch

As intended, I’m going to start using “truly Islamic” as a euphemism for sexy.

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Death_By_SnuSnu killed on gawker

This can’t be right. How come you can skinny dip to my cabin and just pick up my family heirlooms like this tub was the Titanic? It hasn’t been 100 years nor is the damned thing in international waters. It looks like it is within wading distance of shore. It’s just idiotic.

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Edgar questioned on dailyfinance

Recipe for life: – Water – Sugars – Electricity Mix and bake for a couple hundred of millions of years. Do not use Microwave oven.

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GuacamoleFire cooked on gizmodo

Digging that deep, might end up like a scene out of Alien. One of these days, curious scientists are going to drill a hole that wish they had left alone.

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tides was cautious on rt

(annoyed) Why have these discoveries not started a new space race? (saddened) Who knows how long our own planet will last?

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mordennight on io9

What a fashion disaster this guy is. Everybody knows that you NEVER wear black boots when smothered in peanut butter and chocolate. It’s either a carmel colored pump or a suede clog. What a moron!

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Chris Peterson gave fabulous fashion advice on thesmokinggun

Without cheese, the pepperoni keeps sliding off my pizza…

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nigel tufnel protested on npr

Swedish prisons are horrible. the broadband is only 4 meg. Nothing worse than streaming a movie and continuous buffering.

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Antonio Da Cruz was incarcerated on engadget
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